Funny SMS Jokes

Married life full of excitement and frustration . :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

•Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

•Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.